Are you laughing, Master?
It may amuse me.
But do you think he’ll get discouraged?
He’s tougher than that.
Well you said it was going to happen, and it did. I died.
It was because of my own hubris, that. those golems I’ve been telling you about for the last little bit? Well last time they inferred that they were going to put me in a grave with that stupid stunt that they put on on my beach, but guess what they did today? They killed me!
I mean really it was my own fault to be honest. They had this pressure plate sitting inside a tunnel I could barely fit into, I know knew that they were going to plummet me to my death, but I still fell for it. Why? I don’t know. Maybe I wanted an excuse to go find them? Up until now they have just been protesting, up until now it was vaguely veiled threats, but today they took it too far, and now I have cause to go investigate.
So I will, but I have to tell you that plummeting to my death gives you some time to think about your life choices and I have to say I’m pretty happy with mine so far. I will go so far as to say that I’m rocking everything here on the island.
Mark it down, I just said that I’m doing well right now.
Oh! I didn’t even tell you about the diamonds, did I? So when I ran back to get my stuff at the bottom of the pit they dropped me in, there were exposed diamonds in the way! I know! Here I am digging this impressive mine, trying to make everything look nice and well supported, when all I needed to do was dig straight down and I would have found diamonds just fine!
Yes, the irony is palpable, but I have no time to worry about that now. I have things to do. I need Obsidian if I’m going to craft an enchanting table and right now my mine isn’t low enough in the earth quite yet to be able to find that special rock.
for now I need to get back to work, I need to keep digging down into the earth so that I can find what I’m looking for.
For now, I’m signing off.